Douglas

"Who are you?"

- Douglas

Douglas is a very interesting berd from cop. He is a small berd who he has the ability to stretch his neck longer than his body. He does this to steal cool candy from the Cool Candy Shop. Although he apparently has a family, it is unknown what the details are, but they are one small purple berd and one pink berd. He has to get the candy for his family so they can survive. He eventually Splats the Cop and then pays for the candy.

Quotes

 * "Just walk away, Douglas. There's nothing he can do. He doesn't understand. He doesn't know what you do for your family! Get outta there with the cool candy!"
 * "Yeah, okay—oh, wait... The what?"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "Oh..."
 * "Bang!"
 * "Yeah. Yeah. I didn't really think about that until... until I did it. I'm so—you know what? I'll just buy it. It's... it's... I can afford this. I'll just buy it!"